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My picks for 25 top worst Christmas songs ever – so far

 

Christmas tunes may delight us … or cause us to cringe.

 Each December, the radio airwaves fill with festive holiday fare, as deejays load up playlists with Christmas carols and covers by artists from the past and present. Many stations forgo on-air advertising for long stretches, simply to allow uninterrupted holiday music to play for party hosts, motorists and other music fans.

 

Holiday music gains momentum, as Christmas approaches.

 After Thanksgiving, most of us fill our iPods, MP3 players or other personal music devices with winter holiday songs, getting us into the mood for merriment.

 What are your favorite Christmas songs? Do you love sacred holiday hymns, rollicking pop party songs, folksy versions or another genre altogether?

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But some Christmas songs make us cringe.

 Amid all the Christmas spirit, a few harmonic heartbreaks and melodic mishaps seem to creep through every year.

 Just for grins (or groans), I drew up a list of my top 25 least favorite seasonal selections to date, including long-time Christmas classics and current chart toppers for the holiday season. Just to be fair, I’m listing these top dogs alphabetically (by song title) and including the names of the artists whose versions I like the least (if not the original performers).

 

Here are my top 25 worst Christmas song choices.

  1. “And So This Is Christmas (War is Over)” – John Lennon & Yoko Ono
  2. “Christmas All Over Again” – Tom Petty
  3. “Christmas Conga” – Cyndi Lauper
  4. “Christmas Through Your Eyes” – Gloria Estefan
  5. “Christmas Time Is Here” – Vince Guaraldi
  6. “Christmas, Don’t Be Late” – The Chipmunks
  7. “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” – Band Aid
  8. “Dominick, The Christmas Donkey” – Lou Monte
  9. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” – Elmo & Patsy
  10. “Howdy Doody Christmas” – The Fontana Sisters
  11. “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” – Gayla Peevey
  12. “It Must Have Been Old Santa Claus” – Harry Connick, Jr.
  13. “Jingle Bells” – Barking Dogs
  14. “Jolly Old St. Nicholas” – Maurice Chevalier
  15. “Last Christmas” – George Michael/Wham!
  16. “Little Saint Nick” – The Beach Boys
  17. “Merry Christmas, Baby” – Bonnie Raitt & Charles Brown
  18. “Please, Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas)” – John Denver
  19. “Run, Run, Rudolph” – Chuck Berry
  20. “Santa Baby” – Madonna
  21. “Snoopy’s Christmas” – The Royal Guardsmen
  22. “Step into Christmas” – Elton John
  23. “Suzy Snowflake” – Rosemary Clooney
  24. “The Little Boy That Santa Claus Forgot” – Nat King Cole
  25. “Wonderful Christmastime” – Paul McCartney

 

For most of the year, I actually enjoy songs by many of these artists. I’ve been a dyed-in-the-wool Beatles fan since before I could read words or musical notes. I’ve attended concerts by the Beach Boys, Elton John and others. Occasionally, I find myself in the mood for a little Nat King Cole, Chuck Berry, Bonnie Raitt, or even Harry Connick, Jr.

 Still, these holiday selections are horrendous, I think. And every year, new nightmares will likely be added.

 Which perennial plays drive you up the wall, or perhaps the Christmas tree? What seasonal songs make you groan like Dr. Seuss’ Grinch? Which worst holiday tracks did I miss?

 Don’t be shy. Holiday party hosts need to know.

 

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