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What a Turkey!

What a Turkey!

Warmest wishes to all of our readers for a Happy Thanksgiving!

Can you figure out these Thanksgiving turkey riddles without looking at the answers?

Thanksgiving Turkey Riddles

Why do turkeys say, "Gobble - gobble"?
They have not learned proper manners.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.

Why did the turkey eat so fast?
He was a gobbler.

Is turkey soup good for your health?
Not if you're the turkey.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
The chicken had the day off.

What's the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
The chicken celebrates Thanksgiving.

What do turkeys eat for Thanksgiving dinner?
Nothing - they are already stuffed.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Drumsticks for everyone!

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a bell?
A turkey that can wring its own neck.

What is the turkey's favorite formal event?
The Butter Ball.

How does a polite turkey take his or her wine?
In a gobble-et.

What goes "Gobble, gobble, ha-ha, plop?
A turkey laughing his head off.

Why did the teacher send the turkey to the principal's office?
He was using fowl language.

What makes a turkey X-rated?
An X-rated turkey is served with no dressing.

OK, you're probably groaning over these 14 Thanksgiving turkey riddles. Still, we bet you will share a Thanksgiving turkey riddle or two over your Thanksgiving turkey feast!

Hope you enjoy great (and grateful) gatherings with those you love.
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