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Can you figure out these Thanksgiving turkey riddles without looking at the answers?
Thanksgiving Turkey Riddles
Why do turkeys say, "Gobble - gobble"?
They have not learned proper manners.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why did the turkey eat so fast?
He was a gobbler.
Is turkey soup good for your health?
Not if you're the turkey.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
The chicken had the day off.
What's the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
The chicken celebrates Thanksgiving.
What do turkeys eat for Thanksgiving dinner?
Nothing - they are already stuffed.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a bell?
A turkey that can wring its own neck.
What is the turkey's favorite formal event?
The Butter Ball.
How does a polite turkey take his or her wine?
In a gobble-et.
What goes "Gobble, gobble, ha-ha, plop?
A turkey laughing his head off.
Why did the teacher send the turkey to the principal's office?
He was using fowl language.
What makes a turkey X-rated?
An X-rated turkey is served with no dressing.
They have not learned proper manners.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why did the turkey eat so fast?
He was a gobbler.
Is turkey soup good for your health?
Not if you're the turkey.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
The chicken had the day off.
What's the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
The chicken celebrates Thanksgiving.
What do turkeys eat for Thanksgiving dinner?
Nothing - they are already stuffed.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a bell?
A turkey that can wring its own neck.
What is the turkey's favorite formal event?
The Butter Ball.
How does a polite turkey take his or her wine?
In a gobble-et.
What goes "Gobble, gobble, ha-ha, plop?
A turkey laughing his head off.
Why did the teacher send the turkey to the principal's office?
He was using fowl language.
What makes a turkey X-rated?
An X-rated turkey is served with no dressing.
OK, you're probably groaning over these 14 Thanksgiving turkey riddles. Still, we bet you will share a Thanksgiving turkey riddle or two over your Thanksgiving turkey feast!
Hope you enjoy great (and grateful) gatherings with those you love.
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